The voters have decided that jodzdzownica is right! Vote on the post to say if you agree or disagree.
Also by jodzdzownica+94We like skeletons because we can all identify with them, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life and playing+194When you're in high school, people pretend or try to be something unique not realizing they're transparent and fake, but I guess we're all a bunch of morons, playing social Monopoly when we should be playing the game of Life. amirite?
Also about life and playing+270girls spend the first 10 years of their life playing with barbie, then spend the next 10 years of their life trying to look like her. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+95It's easier to make something with positive connotations turn negative than to make something with negative connotations turn positive. amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by jodzdzownica-88If white lies are innocuous, then black lies must be harmful, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by jodzdzownica+141A fever is your body going scorched earth on an infection, amirite?