+35 Number of people older than you never increases. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unless you get close to a black hole

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unless you see the light

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Drink me

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Wait, this actually checks out.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I think we've found Betty White's secret!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not if you die 🧐

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I sometimes think about the idea that the older we get, the more we have in common with our peers purely based on age. Imagine being 100. That's a pretty small club.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I am already feeling the effects of that concept. My father was born 1918 there isnt anyone around who remembers that generations quips and ways. I get odd looks all the time.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Only those who are still alive

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The number grows smaller by the day

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I just travel east to gain a day. Or I travel to space to actually age slower physically.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

At least until you die. After that the number of people older than you grows exponentially

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Year 0 people would like to have a word with you

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Birthdays exist

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Due to immigration, the number of people in *your country* who are older than you can increase.

by Anonymous 2 years ago