Men are lucky that an "innie" is something that only applies to their belly button. amirite?

I think when that happens it's called a lady.

There are so many terrible things that can happen to a man's anatomy. A penile retraction is actually one of the less horrible.

Invalid. There are inverted nipples.

holds back tears yeah...totally.

Your penis doesnt completely retract? What a dog.

Not so much for women; they have another innie or outie.

Someone has obviously never looked up a micro penis

Howard Stern had a segment years ago with guys with real life micro penis's. It was like looking at a female hyena.