If Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can he would shoot webs out of his ass, amirite?

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And slurp up his victims inside like a smoothie

In the comics, Parker made a mechanical web shooter so the answer is yes if he's very careful

HolgerSturms avatar HolgerSturm Yeah You Are +7Reply

It can happen if he poop with his wrists

Hatchadis avatar Hatchadi Yeah You Are +7Reply

yes everyone knows this we just don't say it out loud Dalton

Missannthropics avatar Missannthropic Yeah You Are +4Reply

He has a spinneret just above is rectum, as it's a completely different system. He would be wildly popular in prison.

After anal yes

he definitely shoots webs out of his ass.

Ironically most of what you see on the web comes out of a reporters ass

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