+144 If Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can he would shoot webs out of his ass, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

he definitely shoots webs out of his ass.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ironically most of what you see on the web comes out of a reporters ass

by Anonymous 3 years ago

yes everyone knows this we just don't say it out loud Dalton

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And slurp up his victims inside like a smoothie

by Anonymous 3 years ago

After anal yes

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In the comics, Parker made a mechanical web shooter so the answer is yes if he's very careful

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It can happen if he poop with his wrists

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He has a spinneret just above is rectum, as it's a completely different system. He would be wildly popular in prison.

by Anonymous 3 years ago