Ass can produce all 3 states of matter, amirite?

Mine can produce all five states of matter.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Plasma and...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

fear

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bose Einstein condensate

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Knowing what it apparently is; how did one ate to be able to produce that

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I do not know

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Only achievable with a lighter

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bose-einstein condensate (super-solid)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My ass can reproduce all 50 states of the U.S.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Damn mine can only do Europe.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's the stomach that does this. All three states of matter have also come from my mouth.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Planet Uranus

by Anonymous 3 years ago

At the same time if your unluck enough

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Solid liquid or gas what will come out of my ass?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Avatar Ass the last fart bender

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's interesting. 😀

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Plasma is the fourth state of matter when you light up your fart.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

fire =/= plasma

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Facts ruin jokes

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Depends on how you define the parameters of a plasma. As fire does have free electrons depends on your definition as it can be described as a low level plasma.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Plasma is just super-heated gas. So.. technically speaking, yes it is, though thats like calling a frozen slushy a liquid. Like, yeah, i guess, but its still made of 1000s of tiny solid icecubes. Lightning, fire, the sun, and a powered neon light are all examples of matter in a plasma state.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

There are four states of matter. If your ass is producing plasma, you should probably cut back on the indian food.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's why I've said all 3. And by the way I've heard that recently someone found something that could be called a fifth state of matter

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I didn't know 1995 could be considered recent.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Just need to go hard on those recalled onions and we'll see it

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nah, it could be just cheap toilet paper. Just a bit of blood and you have plasma.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

plasma, bose einstein condensate and fermionic condensate

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What about the other two?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It would've been pretty hard but I guess if try hard enough you'll succeed

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wait…

by Anonymous 3 years ago

There are 4 natural states of matter (solid, liquid, gas, plasma) and 1 man-made state called "bose-einstein condensate" or "super-solid"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So can your nose and mouth.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ass can also produce star dust.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

There are five states but yes it can

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Even more impressive is that it knows what state it's containing, and whether it's safe to fart. Mostly.

by Anonymous 3 years ago