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Ass can produce all 3 states of matter, amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Mine can produce all five states of matter.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Plasma and...
by Anonymous3 years ago
fear
by Anonymous3 years ago
Bose Einstein condensate
by Anonymous3 years ago
Knowing what it apparently is; how did one ate to be able to produce that
by Anonymous3 years ago
I do not know
by Anonymous3 years ago
Only achievable with a lighter
by Anonymous3 years ago
Bose-einstein condensate (super-solid)
by Anonymous3 years ago
My ass can reproduce all 50 states of the U.S.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Damn mine can only do Europe.
by Anonymous3 years ago
It's the stomach that does this. All three states of matter have also come from my mouth.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Planet Uranus
by Anonymous3 years ago
At the same time if your unluck enough
by Anonymous3 years ago
Solid liquid or gas what will come out of my ass?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Avatar Ass the last fart bender
by Anonymous3 years ago
That's interesting. 😀
by Anonymous3 years ago
Plasma is the fourth state of matter when you light up your fart.
by Anonymous3 years ago
fire =/= plasma
by Anonymous3 years ago
Facts ruin jokes
by Anonymous3 years ago
Depends on how you define the parameters of a plasma. As fire does have free electrons depends on your definition as it can be described as a low level plasma.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Plasma is just super-heated gas. So.. technically speaking, yes it is, though thats like calling a frozen slushy a liquid. Like, yeah, i guess, but its still made of 1000s of tiny solid icecubes.
Lightning, fire, the sun, and a powered neon light are all examples of matter in a plasma state.
by Anonymous3 years ago
There are four states of matter. If your ass is producing plasma, you should probably cut back on the indian food.
by Anonymous3 years ago
That's why I've said all 3. And by the way I've heard that recently someone found something that could be called a fifth state of matter
by Anonymous3 years ago
I didn't know 1995 could be considered recent.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Just need to go hard on those recalled onions and we'll see it
by Anonymous3 years ago
Nah, it could be just cheap toilet paper. Just a bit of blood and you have plasma.
by Anonymous3 years ago
plasma, bose einstein condensate and fermionic condensate
by Anonymous3 years ago
What about the other two?
by Anonymous3 years ago
It would've been pretty hard but I guess if try hard enough you'll succeed
by Anonymous3 years ago
Wait…
by Anonymous3 years ago
There are 4 natural states of matter (solid, liquid, gas, plasma) and 1 man-made state called "bose-einstein condensate" or "super-solid"
by Anonymous3 years ago
So can your nose and mouth.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Ass can also produce star dust.
by Anonymous3 years ago
There are five states but yes it can
by Anonymous3 years ago
Even more impressive is that it knows what state it's containing, and whether it's safe to fart.
Mostly.
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