The government should ban Dihydrogen Monoxide, it is a chemical found in acid rain. Statistics also show that 100% of people who get it in their bodies dies, amirite?

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I heard that anyone who inhales oxygen at some point in their lives also dies.... should we ban that too?

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It is a colorless, odorless chemical compound. Traces have been found in the livers or terminal cancer patients. Food producers use it to make food last longer, as there is no law against it. It has been detected in every pond, lake, river, and ocean in the world. It contributes to erosion and leads to corrosion and oxidation in many metals. It is found in poison. It is used in nuclear power plants and in animal reasearch labs.

Pretty potent stuff.
No oneshould ever get near H2O ever again!

OMG IKR?! I was told that if someone inhales too much dihydrogen monoxide, they could die. How terrible! And also, dihydrogen monoxide can be found in houses, schools, and even workplaces. We have to join forces and ban this! NOW!

MILA taught me all about Dihydrogen Monoxid lol

Anonymous +3Reply
@MILA taught me all about Dihydrogen Monoxid lol

I'm with you. And i also learnt of this site from MLIA.

Anonymous 0Reply

100% that get stabbed in the heart die. lets ban knives.

dihydrogen monoxid is H2O, therefore water. but here are so facts to fool your friends:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

Anonymous +3Reply

Ha, stolen from Penn Teller's Bullshit. Chem 1 for the win.

Yes, lets all band together to get water banned

Anonymous +1Reply

Seeing as dihydrogen monoxide is water?

Anonymous 0Reply

Chem 1 for the win!
haha, i actually got this. :P

Anonymous 0Reply

It was just a joke.

I know

Anonymous 0Reply

How are they gonna ban rain?!

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Anonymous 0Reply

lol that's funny =))))))))

Anonymous 0Reply

You're not funny.

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Anonymous 0Reply

Thats like 40 years old

Anonymous 0Reply

Haha, I take it that you guys got the joke.

its water!

Anonymous -1Reply
@its water!


Anonymous +1Reply

DHMO=dihydrogen monozide

Anonymous -1Reply

It's really not that funny...

Anonymous -1Reply

It's really not that funny...

Anonymous -1Reply

Dihydrogen OXIDE genius..

Anonymous -4Reply
@Dihydrogen OXIDE genius..

monoxide is the same thing, maybe if you werent a retard you would know that

@Dihydrogen OXIDE genius..

especially because people associate "monoxide" with the deadly carbon monoxide

Anonymous 0Reply
@Dihydrogen OXIDE genius..

Nope, it's not an ionic compound. It's a molecular compound and therefore you need the prefix on the second element. The first element is the optional one.

This isn't funny...

Anonymous -5Reply
@This isn't funny...

then you must be a retarded 3rd grader on your moms computer

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