+249 All those skater boys that where skinny jeans must have really small dicks. If they didn't they wouldn't be able to wear jeans that tight. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe their pelvises aren't bulging onto their jeans. Or maybe you could even see the outline of their penis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe they tape their dicks to the inside of their thigh like cross dressers do? ...I knew one skater boy who did that in HS..definitely creepy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLWHAT? They tape their dicks to their thigh, that sounds nasty. Why would you want your dick sticky?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

idk, I'm a girl so I don't have to worry about that. I just know a dude from HS who said he did that when he wore skinny jeans so you wouldn't see a bulge in his pants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't he want everyone to see the bulge? You know to show off his monster dick? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know this guy in my grade (7th) and he wears skinnies... he either tucks it to the side or just leaves it.... i sadly know that. sometimes u CAN see something. lol. but he has a huge butt. like a chick. ha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats hella not true nigga. its just some stupid ass trend that the little kids get from the pro skaters. but i agree that it looks fucken stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago