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Coal is expensive. Santa should just take a dump in your stocking if you've been naughty, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
He certainly eats enough cookies for all the bad boys and girls....
by Anonymous13 years ago
He'd have to crap one out at like every other house, lol. That's pretty intense.
He could do micro servings.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I guess that if he threatened to take dumps in stockings then more people would be good, meaning that he wouldn't need to take so many dumps...
It sure be pretty unhygenic though.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha, yeah. Come to think of it, coal would actually be a pretty good gift considering how much it goes for these days.
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