+209 Coal is expensive. Santa should just take a dump in your stocking if you've been naughty, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He certainly eats enough cookies for all the bad boys and girls....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He'd have to crap one out at like every other house, lol. That's pretty intense. He could do micro servings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess that if he threatened to take dumps in stockings then more people would be good, meaning that he wouldn't need to take so many dumps... It sure be pretty unhygenic though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, yeah. Come to think of it, coal would actually be a pretty good gift considering how much it goes for these days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

by Anonymous 13 years ago