+429 Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun but other times you do it to not die, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you could say the same thing about runnning then, right? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds pretty simple to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I can tell which is which by what i'm wearing. Swimming trunks-it's ok. Fully clothed-OH SHIT! Naked-well..." It's from a comedian =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri martin <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes! I couldnt quite remember who =] ahh he's actually genious =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this and right away thought, "Demetri Martin". I love him =D He's funny in such a casual way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes you have to go by the outfit. Pants- uh oh. Swim trunks- all right. Naked- we'll see. Should I be swimming faster or am I getting laid right now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Must you copy comedians?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not copying them.. I posted it because I thought it was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fair enough. At least you're not like others who claim it as their own.

by Anonymous 13 years ago