+1 Canadiens are tree vampires, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I am sorry about that. We don't hurt the trees though and they definitely don't turn into us when we're done. Hehe.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yup. But instead of immortality, we get diabetes...free healthcare though.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not to mention the fresh, high quality maple nectar that fuels us every day we live

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The maple mafia

by Anonymous 3 years ago

We dont kill them though. They are our thrawls and we harvest them only once a year. First maple, then birch.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You cannot expect more of any person, than what they are able to muster... You cannot get blood out of a stone, If you try; You'll end up like, a Vampire without any lustre...

by Anonymous 3 years ago