+5 The number of people older than you never increases, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The number of people the same age as you always decreases

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This isn't true, due to special relativity, the faster an object moves relative to another object, the slower that first object experiences time. So if a person moves very fast, "the number of people older than you" would most definitely increase. Scott Kelly (an astronaut) who is also a twin jokes about being a microsecond younger than his twin now after traveling in the iss for a year.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unless dreadful weather vents...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unless you go to space.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And approach the speed of light…

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What about the ladies who celebrate birthdays every decade or so

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Until you die.

by Anonymous 2 years ago