+92 sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

walking is weird, its just meat moving larger meat over meat

by Anonymous 3 years ago

you walk on meat?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This is why I don't wear clothes

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sausages are one of the most savage foods. Not only do we eat the animal, but we chop it into little bits, shove it up its own intestines and then cook it.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Don't want to alarm you, so don't look up a turducken.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well sometimes you're attaching a small piece of cloth to a big piece of cloth and it's weird to seem and it's weird to think the same mechanism with which you make a pair of jeans you can also close up a wound

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nah that part makes sense. Human history is littered with: "this is cool and useful, what if I do it to myself?"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Cooking is weird. You're just using food to add to your food so you can have food.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Stabbing cloth with needles, so no

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's how people are made if you think about it

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Close clothes with clothes to get closed clothes

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sometimes you gotta breath clean air mate...

by Anonymous 3 years ago