+79 A complex series of instincts that allow us to distinguish a fart from a deuce is encoded somewhere in our DNA, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I think it's more trial and error lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I must be extremely lucky then because I'm batting 1.000 at 7281638362836 and 0

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Even as a baby?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Babies don't care if it's a fart or a poop, they just let it out.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah, everyone has sharted at least once in their life. Go ahead and tell the truth we all know that is not really a zero.

by Anonymous 3 years ago