Tim Allen's Santa Claus and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies have the same conflict: if the captain dies, their killer must take up the mantle, amirite?

+123 Tim Allen's Santa Claus and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies have the same conflict: if the captain dies, their killer must take up the mantle, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I think the Santa one only takes effect if you read that business card.

by Anonymous 3 years ago