Elon Musk:. "Hold my beer."
You will also never have a pteranadon, a megalodon, a mammoth, or a saber tooth tiger.
Please nobody say this to Elon Musk...
Considering birds are the last living dinosaurs then I beg to differ. I have a 47 year old bird who is a very much loved family member.
I got chickens
For now
Maybe
Well i can pay to have one built
You show me a stub of your paycheck I quit my job and come work for you
Simpsons did it
Welcome to Jurassic Park! ‘Queue music'
B*tch please just get a crocodile they're basically dinosaurs.
I've convinced my six year old granddaughter that I had a dinosaur living in my back yard when I grew up. She periodically asks me questions about what it would do in different situations
My neighbor looks like a raptor
Tell that to the people who own gas stations.
Yes cause liquefied petroleum is totally the same as a dinosaur.
looks around nervously
~Takes hands out of armpits and sniffs them~
Enter stage left: turtles
Never is a strong word.
Fun fact: ALL BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS
You're the one who does the SIMBA routine with your cat aren't you
Well im wearing its bones as a wristband sooo...
Elon Musk:. "Hold my beer."
You will also never have a pteranadon, a megalodon, a mammoth, or a saber tooth tiger.
Please nobody say this to Elon Musk...
Considering birds are the last living dinosaurs then I beg to differ. I have a 47 year old bird who is a very much loved family member.
I got chickens
For now
Maybe
Well i can pay to have one built
You show me a stub of your paycheck I quit my job and come work for you
Simpsons did it
Welcome to Jurassic Park! ‘Queue music'
B*tch please just get a crocodile they're basically dinosaurs.
I've convinced my six year old granddaughter that I had a dinosaur living in my back yard when I grew up. She periodically asks me questions about what it would do in different situations
My neighbor looks like a raptor
Tell that to the people who own gas stations.
Yes cause liquefied petroleum is totally the same as a dinosaur.
looks around nervously
~Takes hands out of armpits and sniffs them~
Enter stage left: turtles
Never is a strong word.
Fun fact: ALL BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS
You're the one who does the SIMBA routine with your cat aren't you
Well im wearing its bones as a wristband sooo...