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You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have… a dinosaur. amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Well i can pay to have one built
by Anonymous2 years ago
You show me a stub of your paycheck I quit my job and come work for you
by Anonymous2 years ago
Simpsons did it
by Anonymous2 years ago
Considering birds are the last living dinosaurs then I beg to differ. I have a 47 year old bird who is a very much loved family member.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Welcome to Jurassic Park! ‘Queue music'
by Anonymous2 years ago
Tell that to the people who own gas stations.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Yes cause liquefied petroleum is totally the same as a dinosaur.
by Anonymous2 years ago
*looks around nervously*
by Anonymous2 years ago
~Takes hands out of armpits and sniffs them~
by Anonymous2 years ago
Elon Musk:. "Hold my beer."
by Anonymous2 years ago
I got chickens
by Anonymous2 years ago
B*tch please just get a crocodile they're basically dinosaurs.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Well im wearing its bones as a wristband sooo...
by Anonymous2 years ago
You will also never have a pteranadon, a megalodon, a mammoth, or a saber tooth tiger.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Enter stage left: turtles
by Anonymous2 years ago
I've convinced my six year old granddaughter that I had a dinosaur living in my back yard when I grew up. She periodically asks me questions about what it would do in different situations
by Anonymous2 years ago
*For now*
by Anonymous2 years ago
Maybe
by Anonymous2 years ago
Fun fact: ALL BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS
by Anonymous2 years ago
You're the one who does the SIMBA routine with your cat aren't you
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