+155 You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have… a dinosaur. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well i can pay to have one built

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You show me a stub of your paycheck I quit my job and come work for you

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Simpsons did it

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Considering birds are the last living dinosaurs then I beg to differ. I have a 47 year old bird who is a very much loved family member.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Welcome to Jurassic Park! ‘Queue music'

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Tell that to the people who own gas stations.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes cause liquefied petroleum is totally the same as a dinosaur.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*looks around nervously*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

~Takes hands out of armpits and sniffs them~

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Elon Musk:. "Hold my beer."

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I got chickens

by Anonymous 3 years ago

B*tch please just get a crocodile they're basically dinosaurs.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well im wearing its bones as a wristband sooo...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You will also never have a pteranadon, a megalodon, a mammoth, or a saber tooth tiger.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Enter stage left: turtles

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I've convinced my six year old granddaughter that I had a dinosaur living in my back yard when I grew up. She periodically asks me questions about what it would do in different situations

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*For now*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Maybe

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Fun fact: ALL BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You're the one who does the SIMBA routine with your cat aren't you

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My neighbor looks like a raptor

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Never is a strong word.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Please nobody say this to Elon Musk...

by Anonymous 3 years ago