If a future species uses the serving sizes on our plastic trash to estimate our size based on energy consumption and typical metabolism, they will think we are smaller than we actually are. amirite?

+145 If a future species uses the serving sizes on our plastic trash to estimate our size based on energy consumption and typical metabolism, they will think we are smaller than we actually are. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This is actually pretty clever. Reminds me of a friend of mine who's 3 year old daughter asked him what a YouTube Ad was recently. It's a world to behold to try and answer that question to someone who has no concept of what at "ad" is. 😂 "Well you see, future species, they designed a system by which some people lied to other people about how many portions there are in a can of soup, so that they could put more salt in it and… so… uh… ya know what, just watch the god damn YouTube video and eat your soup, I can't explain this stupid world." 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymous 3 years ago