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If a electric tooth brush dies it gets demoted to manual tooth brush. amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Came here to say that this seemed like a Hedberg joke
by Anonymous3 years ago
I used to like Mitch Hedberg jokes.
I still do. But I used to, too.
by Anonymous3 years ago
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by Anonymous3 years ago
Ty first thing I noticed
by Anonymous3 years ago
It's my biggest pet peeve.
by Anonymous3 years ago
And the only way to get back to where they were is getting laid
by Anonymous3 years ago
(inserting batteries)
by Anonymous3 years ago
Mine was sent into exile. Was that harsh?
by Anonymous3 years ago
*an.... an electric. You use an, if the next word starts with a vowel.
Sincerely Grammar Police. We're here to correct and to serve.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Actually, ‘an' comes if the next word starts with a vowel *sound*; the spelling doesn't affect it. An example you be ‘an hour', the ‘h' is silent thus ‘ou' is the first sounds, and so we use ‘an' rather than ‘a' in that situation.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Two camps on that one. I see you're on the other side. Time for a steel cage rastlin match.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Just like the real police, they don't know the law, and you don't actually know grammar
You use "an" if the next word starts with a vowel sound.
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