+121 If a electric tooth brush dies it gets demoted to manual tooth brush. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Came here to say that this seemed like a Hedberg joke

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I used to like Mitch Hedberg jokes. I still do. But I used to, too.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

An*

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ty first thing I noticed

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's my biggest pet peeve.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And the only way to get back to where they were is getting laid

by Anonymous 2 years ago

(inserting batteries)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Mine was sent into exile. Was that harsh?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*an.... an electric. You use an, if the next word starts with a vowel. Sincerely Grammar Police. We're here to correct and to serve.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Actually, ‘an' comes if the next word starts with a vowel *sound*; the spelling doesn't affect it. An example you be ‘an hour', the ‘h' is silent thus ‘ou' is the first sounds, and so we use ‘an' rather than ‘a' in that situation.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Two camps on that one. I see you're on the other side. Time for a steel cage rastlin match.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Just like the real police, they don't know the law, and you don't actually know grammar You use "an" if the next word starts with a vowel sound.

by Anonymous 2 years ago