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If a electric tooth brush dies it gets demoted to manual tooth brush. amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Came here to say that this seemed like a Hedberg joke
by Anonymous2 years ago
I used to like Mitch Hedberg jokes.
I still do. But I used to, too.
by Anonymous2 years ago
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by Anonymous2 years ago
Ty first thing I noticed
by Anonymous2 years ago
It's my biggest pet peeve.
by Anonymous2 years ago
And the only way to get back to where they were is getting laid
by Anonymous2 years ago
(inserting batteries)
by Anonymous2 years ago
Mine was sent into exile. Was that harsh?
by Anonymous2 years ago
*an.... an electric. You use an, if the next word starts with a vowel.
Sincerely Grammar Police. We're here to correct and to serve.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Actually, ‘an' comes if the next word starts with a vowel *sound*; the spelling doesn't affect it. An example you be ‘an hour', the ‘h' is silent thus ‘ou' is the first sounds, and so we use ‘an' rather than ‘a' in that situation.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Two camps on that one. I see you're on the other side. Time for a steel cage rastlin match.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Just like the real police, they don't know the law, and you don't actually know grammar
You use "an" if the next word starts with a vowel sound.
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