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Carbon is the backbone of all living things. It has 6 protons, 6 neutrons and 6 electrons. The number of the beast is designed into the atomic template of all lifeforms. amirite?

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If you believe in that sorta thing.

Well it does make sense considering carbon is a total bitch and the source of all my problems...

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Scientists: too busy recording the groundbreaking discovery to care about the joke I was originally making

The "beast" is just a man.

Thanks, Morgoth…

The beast was the worker, the blue collar guy who had enough of some carpenter going around bragging about how philanthropic he was. Taking tik-toks as he handed out bread in Bethlehem. Beast would have none of it though. Called him out. Salute to you beast. Thanks for the atomic template.

Legendnoel77s avatar Legendnoel77 Yeah You Are +6Reply

actually the "number of the beast" is 616

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Isn't this what melanin is comprised of!?

Jason_Grace13s avatar Jason_Grace13 Yeah You Are +6Reply

Hail Satan.

If satan is evil, why is he so hot?

Nah, if it was 666 protons 666 neutrons and 666 electrons I'd agree with you.

No that's 616

Mytokhondrias avatar Mytokhondria Yeah You Are +4Reply

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six hundred sixty six

teknogreeks avatar teknogreek Yeah You Are +3Reply

We are the beast we dread

You can form more molecules with carbon as the basis than you can with every other element combined. It shouldn't be too surprising that the most complex chemistry we know of (life) is based upon it.

Ive read the actual number is 616 but a translation error struck

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Everything is hell. It's so damn deep!

Shiny244s avatar Shiny244 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Is it truly the number of the beast then? Lookin at u christianity (I think)

Rock'n'roll!

...we have a turd in the punchbowl.

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