Socks are condoms for the feet, amirite?

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When I was super stoned once I decided socks were feet pajamas.

Openeyess avatar Openeyes Yeah You Are +7Reply

Hol up? With that analogy, what does sweat translate to?

Step in a wet puddle, your feet get wet. Stick it in a wet pussy, the condom gets wet.

That would make putting on shoes sex for the feet

Jason_Grace13s avatar Jason_Grace13 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Nah, wearing shoes without socks is uncomfortable as hell. Honestly, sometimes wearing socks alone feels better than just going barefoot.

That explains hippies.

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