+114 You're an alcoholic if you drink so much that it affects your well being, but you have a drinking problem if it affects the people around you. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

One time, I left skidmarks on my wife's belly

by Anonymous 2 years ago

True

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Alcohol in you lose your brain, when you get back your brain the people around you lose their brains

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You have a drinking problem when you're doing your best to live a normal life, while hiding the fact that you need alcohol to survive; you're an alcoholic when you've given up all pretense at normality, and you do whatever it is that the Alcohol Gods tell you to do, without question, not giving a shit who cares...

by Anonymous 2 years ago