+101 A 70 year old has only spent 46.6 years of their life conscious, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless they're an alcoholic, then that conscious number goes way down.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless they've been in a vegetative state for several years.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Iam assuming this means 8 hours of sleep every night?? Thank god I can sleep for like 4-5 and be absolutely fine lol. I also know that like one third of your total life is ruined by sleeping in general.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Who tf thinks about this?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Heyy you're up? The year is 2022, and yes the world is ending with a virus that mutates every year and not a zombie apocalypse

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Put me back to sleep

by Anonymous 3 years ago