+96 If you have birthday sex, you're celebrating coming out of a woman by coming in one. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You aren't wrong, but you shouldn't say it.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm a women. I have birthday sex. I'm not coming in anyone.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You come on his dick when he gets you to cloud 9

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless of course you're coming inside a guy 🤷🏼‍♂️

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or celebrating your dad cumming by cumming in your daddy. UWU.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You're assuming everyone came out of a woman

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you're a guy having hetero sex or a woman having lesbian sex yes, not so much if you're a guy having gay sex or a woman having hetero sex

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Put the candle on the penis and the fire on the clitoris

by Anonymous 3 years ago

God damn

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I am shook.

by Anonymous 3 years ago