Only got two hands...
and a mouth
And my axe
Of all the species of animals, plants, fungi, bacteria and archae it is astronomically rare for a species to have any breasts. Your statement implies you imagine most other species have more than 2.
I assume he meant nipples and not breasts
I made the joke about bees having 100s of babies. Although, OP said "ones", which could imply mammals instead of life or animals.
I mean the platypus kind of sweats milk, humans could do that instead of having breasts at all.
Imagine the smell of your bed sheets
Milky Way
Oh god!
At least guys could blame the white stain on something else.
Damn it!
apes
together
strong
Forever
Royksopp
Humans are the only species that have permanent breasts. Apes only have temporary breasts and it's only to store milk.
Chickens. Granted they don't have mammary glands but the point kinda stands
It's not like we have litters. Two breasts are ample for most conceptions of single offspring.
And only one mouth. Oh cruel fate.
Generally mammals have an extra breast for the number of babies per pregnancy.
And we have proportionately the largest mammaries i. The animal kingdom.
Number of breasts are determined by expected number of babies +1.
Average cat litter size is 4-6, cats have 6-8 nipples.
Like humans, elephants only have 1 baby at a time, so they also have 2 nipples.
a cow has 4 nipples though
Cows have been selectively bred for such a long time they don't really follow the standard rules of evolution anymore
Average milking machine has 4 milk connectors though.
Cows are kinky like that
Whales only have two.
Idk why but that's weird to think of whales as having nipples
Horses too
The real answer right here ^
my knowlage of mammals is not as good as I want it to be.
some animals have the mammary organ, but multiple teets, like the cow. some animals have their "breasts" between the legs.
bear
elephant
manatee(armpit)
primates
are the only ones I can think of now, that have 'boobies".
You've never seen the other four?
Goats
wrong! my aunt has 4 nipples and never had any kids.
You only have two?
Quality>>>Quantity
Horses.
It's a damn shame.
Well at least we got 3 balls
My biology teacher said that mammals usually have their average offspring quantity times two amount of teats.
Humans: 1x2 = 2 Elephants: 1x2 = 2 Cat: 4x2 = 8 Cows for example are an exception, because their average offspring count is 1 but they have 4 teats.
A goat only has two nipples.. or teats as they are usually called
I sometimes wonder how teats devolved into tits.
You misspelled unlucky
Only got two hands...
and a mouth
And my axe
Of all the species of animals, plants, fungi, bacteria and archae it is astronomically rare for a species to have any breasts. Your statement implies you imagine most other species have more than 2.
I assume he meant nipples and not breasts
I made the joke about bees having 100s of babies. Although, OP said "ones", which could imply mammals instead of life or animals.
I mean the platypus kind of sweats milk, humans could do that instead of having breasts at all.
Imagine the smell of your bed sheets
Milky Way
Oh god!
At least guys could blame the white stain on something else.
Damn it!
apes
together
strong
Forever
Royksopp
Humans are the only species that have permanent breasts. Apes only have temporary breasts and it's only to store milk.
Chickens. Granted they don't have mammary glands but the point kinda stands
It's not like we have litters. Two breasts are ample for most conceptions of single offspring.
And only one mouth. Oh cruel fate.
Generally mammals have an extra breast for the number of babies per pregnancy.
And we have proportionately the largest mammaries i. The animal kingdom.
Number of breasts are determined by expected number of babies +1.
Average cat litter size is 4-6, cats have 6-8 nipples.
Like humans, elephants only have 1 baby at a time, so they also have 2 nipples.
a cow has 4 nipples though
Cows have been selectively bred for such a long time they don't really follow the standard rules of evolution anymore
Average milking machine has 4 milk connectors though.
Cows are kinky like that
Whales only have two.
Idk why but that's weird to think of whales as having nipples
Horses too
The real answer right here ^
my knowlage of mammals is not as good as I want it to be.
some animals have the mammary organ, but multiple teets, like the cow. some animals have their "breasts" between the legs.
bear
elephant
manatee(armpit)
primates
are the only ones I can think of now, that have 'boobies".
You've never seen the other four?
Goats
wrong! my aunt has 4 nipples and never had any kids.
You only have two?
Quality>>>Quantity
Horses.
It's a damn shame.
Well at least we got 3 balls
My biology teacher said that mammals usually have their average offspring quantity times two amount of teats.
Humans: 1x2 = 2
Elephants: 1x2 = 2
Cat: 4x2 = 8
Cows for example are an exception, because their average offspring count is 1 but they have 4 teats.
A goat only has two nipples.. or teats as they are usually called
I sometimes wonder how teats devolved into tits.
You misspelled unlucky