+104 Someday, aggressively running your hand through someone's butt crack, then saying MasterCard, will make no sense because of chip and tap technology. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That day is today, but not because of either of those things

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I guess we could just start inserting the hand all the way in until we are told to remove it

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You are so smart. I'm so proud of you!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Someday, people who do this will be finished with middle school.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It makes no sense now.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Declined

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bahahahaha

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Oh America, always so far behind the times!!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

A sad day indeed.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The future marches on I guess.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

…and that's how I got permanently banned from BART. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Than it's time to be introduce the Chip slap.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'll say chip malfunction as many times as it takes.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In future it'll be slapping someone's butt and saying Apple pay

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Deep

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I can get pretty deep in there sometimes

by Anonymous 3 years ago