+93 If you had half a beer then half of that and so on, you could drink for ever and never have a full beer. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Until you start splitting atoms

by Anonymous 3 years ago

After all they end up in quantum realm

by Anonymous 3 years ago

After a few "halves" you wouldn't even be able to consume it.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless you inhale it like a real man

by Anonymous 3 years ago

..good luck using that logic on a cop!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

staccato drinking.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What are you? Some kind of beermetician?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ur a genius

by Anonymous 3 years ago

An infinite number of physicists walk into a bar... The first one asks for a pint. The second one asks for half a pint The third asks for a quarter. By the fifth physicist the bartender just pours two pints and tells them to sort it out amongst themselves.

by Anonymous 3 years ago