An entire generation will look at geese and think peace was never an option, amirite?

The Aussies discovered that about Emus the hard way

An entire generation will know the real score with geese. Peace was merely a lie we told ourselves while hiding from the geese

And here is the real kicker. It truly never was

Geese are not even scary. Source: I literally feed their baby goslings out of my hand and their over protective, 'most dangerous state of a Goose', mother's are ok with that and pretty chill. Just don't be a dick and don't act scared.