Maybe they don't have dicks at all. Or maybe they don't adhere to your aesthetic sensibilities? Or maybe they do have human dicks, and instead of washing them they cut off their foreskins like the Bible said, and they also cut off the clitorises from their women because women shouldn't feel pleasure during sex?
I love the female circumcision argument, no one cares WHY you cut, just the fact that you do makes you barbaric. I guess since men retain some pleasure it's all fine in women's eyes
Could of sworn it took several years of exposure as a child to get powered up though. Wasn't he ill as a baby and vaguely remember him breaking his arm as a child too.
No you can't. He didn't have his powers until he got to Earth.
Pretty sure an advanced civilization, in another galaxy like his did not perform this barbaric act because Moses told them to.
They spoke english and it seems they were really similar to people from the US.
I think you've confused Kryptonians with Australians.
I... didn't have to turn the TV upside-down when watching the movie.
Maybe they're naturally cut.
Maybe they don't have dicks at all. Or maybe they don't adhere to your aesthetic sensibilities? Or maybe they do have human dicks, and instead of washing them they cut off their foreskins like the Bible said, and they also cut off the clitorises from their women because women shouldn't feel pleasure during sex?
Is that what you're getting at?
Simmer down there.
I love the female circumcision argument, no one cares WHY you cut, just the fact that you do makes you barbaric. I guess since men retain some pleasure it's all fine in women's eyes
But wasn't he basically human until 8 or something?
He was born on Krypton and gets his powers from our yellow sun. He was always a Kryptonian.
Could of sworn it took several years of exposure as a child to get powered up though. Wasn't he ill as a baby and vaguely remember him breaking his arm as a child too.
Don't know about him but Wolverine was not for sure.
What about Deadpool?
Deadpool got his powers from the Weapon X project as an adult.
guess he was hated by the church too
Either way I may finally have something in common with Superman
Actually, we can't. He wasn't born on earth, but sent here when he was a toddler. So if he had foreskin, it may have been cut on krypton.
What how
Wait...
Wait....
We need to chop a piece of his dick off...
But why Jorel?
Sand and Moses.
And because it gets super rank nasty if you don't wash it often. Solution? Tell them God said to cut it off.
100% incorrect. 😆 😂💦
Oh look, it's the guy with the magic dick, or an uninformed girl.
No Rabbis in Smallville?
We cant be sure Superman ever had foreskin since Superman isn't human.
In the first Reeves Superman movie you see baby Clark in his birthday suit. He is not circumcised.
Bro, now that's the real question. Lois knows.
Also his father could have used eye lasers for the procedure before shipping him off
And why would aliens circumcise their kids?
We all know all aliens are Muslim