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You can be sure that Superman was not circumcised. amirite?

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No you can't. He didn't have his powers until he got to Earth.

@Impolsion No you can't. He didn't have his powers until he got to Earth.

Pretty sure an advanced civilization, in another galaxy like his did not perform this barbaric act because Moses told them to.

@Dairyqueenemployee Maybe they're naturally cut.

Maybe they don't have dicks at all. Or maybe they don't adhere to your aesthetic sensibilities? Or maybe they do have human dicks, and instead of washing them they cut off their foreskins like the Bible said, and they also cut off the clitorises from their women because women shouldn't feel pleasure during sex?

Is that what you're getting at?

@teknogreek Maybe they don't have dicks at all. Or maybe they don't adhere to your aesthetic sensibilities? Or maybe they do...

I love the female circumcision argument, no one cares WHY you cut, just the fact that you do makes you barbaric. I guess since men retain some pleasure it's all fine in women's eyes

But wasn't he basically human until 8 or something?

@Lecturesea7537 But wasn't he basically human until 8 or something?

He was born on Krypton and gets his powers from our yellow sun. He was always a Kryptonian.

@teknogreek He was born on Krypton and gets his powers from our yellow sun. He was always a Kryptonian.

Could of sworn it took several years of exposure as a child to get powered up though. Wasn't he ill as a baby and vaguely remember him breaking his arm as a child too.

Don't know about him but Wolverine was not for sure.

Either way I may finally have something in common with Superman

Actually, we can't. He wasn't born on earth, but sent here when he was a toddler. So if he had foreskin, it may have been cut on krypton.

Boknows12s avatar Boknows12 Yeah You Are +5Reply

Wait...
Wait....

We need to chop a piece of his dick off...

But why Jorel?

Sand and Moses.

Vic8760s avatar Vic8760 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Vic8760 Wait... Wait.... We need to chop a piece of his dick off... But why Jorel? Sand and Moses.

And because it gets super rank nasty if you don't wash it often. Solution? Tell them God said to cut it off.

No Rabbis in Smallville?

We cant be sure Superman ever had foreskin since Superman isn't human.

Effectlive97s avatar Effectlive97 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Effectlive97 We cant be sure Superman ever had foreskin since Superman isn't human.

In the first Reeves Superman movie you see baby Clark in his birthday suit. He is not circumcised.

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