You can be sure that Superman was not circumcised. amirite?

We cant be sure Superman ever had foreskin since Superman isn't human.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Bro, now that's the real question. Lois knows.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Also his father could have used eye lasers for the procedure before shipping him off

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And why would aliens circumcise their kids?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We all know all aliens are Muslim

by Anonymous 2 years ago

In the first Reeves Superman movie you see baby Clark in his birthday suit. He is not circumcised.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Either way I may finally have something in common with Superman

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Wait... Wait.... We need to chop a piece of his dick off... But why Jorel? Sand and Moses.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And because it gets super rank nasty if you don't wash it often. Solution? Tell them God said to cut it off.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

100% incorrect. 😆 😂💦

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh look, it's the guy with the magic dick, or an uninformed girl.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No you can't. He didn't have his powers until he got to Earth.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Pretty sure an advanced civilization, in another galaxy like his did not perform this barbaric act because Moses told them to.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

They spoke english and it seems they were really similar to people from the US.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I think you've confused Kryptonians with Australians.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I... didn't have to turn the TV upside-down when watching the movie.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Maybe they're naturally cut.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Maybe they don't have dicks at all. Or maybe they don't adhere to your aesthetic sensibilities? Or maybe they do have human dicks, and instead of washing them they cut off their foreskins like the Bible said, and they also cut off the clitorises from their women because women shouldn't feel pleasure during sex? Is that what you're getting at?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Simmer down there.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I love the female circumcision argument, no one cares WHY you cut, just the fact that you do makes you barbaric. I guess since men retain some pleasure it's all fine in women's eyes

by Anonymous 2 years ago

But wasn't he basically human until 8 or something?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

He was born on Krypton and gets his powers from our yellow sun. He was always a Kryptonian.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Could of sworn it took several years of exposure as a child to get powered up though. Wasn't he ill as a baby and vaguely remember him breaking his arm as a child too.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No Rabbis in Smallville?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Actually, we can't. He wasn't born on earth, but sent here when he was a toddler. So if he had foreskin, it may have been cut on krypton.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Don't know about him but Wolverine was not for sure.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What about Deadpool?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

guess he was hated by the church too

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Deadpool got his powers from the Weapon X project as an adult.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What how

by Anonymous 2 years ago