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You can be sure that Superman was not circumcised. amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
We cant be sure Superman ever had foreskin since Superman isn't human.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Bro, now that's the real question. Lois knows.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Also his father could have used eye lasers for the procedure before shipping him off
by Anonymous3 years ago
And why would aliens circumcise their kids?
by Anonymous3 years ago
We all know all aliens are Muslim
by Anonymous3 years ago
In the first Reeves Superman movie you see baby Clark in his birthday suit. He is not circumcised.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Either way I may finally have something in common with Superman
by Anonymous3 years ago
Wait...
Wait....
We need to chop a piece of his dick off...
But why Jorel?
Sand and Moses.
by Anonymous3 years ago
And because it gets super rank nasty if you don't wash it often. Solution? Tell them God said to cut it off.
by Anonymous3 years ago
100% incorrect. 😆 😂💦
by Anonymous3 years ago
Oh look, it's the guy with the magic dick, or an uninformed girl.
by Anonymous3 years ago
No you can't. He didn't have his powers until he got to Earth.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Pretty sure an advanced civilization, in another galaxy like his did not perform this barbaric act because Moses told them to.
by Anonymous3 years ago
They spoke english and it seems they were really similar to people from the US.
by Anonymous3 years ago
I think you've confused Kryptonians with Australians.
by Anonymous3 years ago
I... didn't have to turn the TV upside-down when watching the movie.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Maybe they're naturally cut.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Maybe they don't have dicks at all. Or maybe they don't adhere to your aesthetic sensibilities? Or maybe they do have human dicks, and instead of washing them they cut off their foreskins like the Bible said, and they also cut off the clitorises from their women because women shouldn't feel pleasure during sex?
Is that what you're getting at?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Simmer down there.
by Anonymous3 years ago
I love the female circumcision argument, no one cares WHY you cut, just the fact that you do makes you barbaric. I guess since men retain some pleasure it's all fine in women's eyes
by Anonymous3 years ago
But wasn't he basically human until 8 or something?
by Anonymous3 years ago
He was born on Krypton and gets his powers from our yellow sun. He was always a Kryptonian.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Could of sworn it took several years of exposure as a child to get powered up though. Wasn't he ill as a baby and vaguely remember him breaking his arm as a child too.
by Anonymous3 years ago
No Rabbis in Smallville?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Actually, we can't. He wasn't born on earth, but sent here when he was a toddler. So if he had foreskin, it may have been cut on krypton.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Don't know about him but Wolverine was not for sure.
by Anonymous3 years ago
What about Deadpool?
by Anonymous3 years ago
guess he was hated by the church too
by Anonymous3 years ago
Deadpool got his powers from the Weapon X project as an adult.
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