+115 If you wear two socks on one foot and none on the other, you would technically be wearing a pair of socks, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You would but i would definitely say you're wearing them wrong

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You're not wrong but you're also wrong

by Anonymous 1 year ago

well yes but actually no

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wearing two socks on one foot and none on the other seems like one of the most psychopath things I can imagine.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I hope you never hear about serial killers!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I imagine it's something that serial killers would do is what I mean. As in, "yeah he wears two socks on one foot" being equivalent to calling someone a serial killer.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I usually wear my socks on my package. One on my penis and one on my scrotum. Technically still wearing a pair of socks, and I was surprised to find out that my feet don't get cold using this method

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Excellent fashion advice. Do you still wear underpants?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What if the 2 socks were different colors? THEN are they a "pair?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yes, you are wearing a pair of socks, but not as intended... You would wear a pair of socks on your hands too :P

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Also if you're wearing two socks on your dick and nothing else

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No, you would be wearing a **SOCK**

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Is that technical or literal ?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Eh, I'd argue it's not a pair (IE a matched set, L and R) but just two socks.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't know what kind of sock stores you go to, but my socks are foot-neutral so it works out for me

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Neutral or not, a pair would be one per foot.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I believe the correct answer is; you would be wearing a sock who is wearing a sock

by Anonymous 1 year ago

you would be wearing a sock *that is wearing a sock. the sock is not a person

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hand socks 🧦

by Anonymous 1 year ago

True, but you'd look like a right tit.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You could also technically say you're nuts 😅 ❤️

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nice.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Me, an intellectual: [puts two socks on my dick]

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I had a pork chop for dinner.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Any good?

by Anonymous 1 year ago