+104 When you put milk in your coffee, you're nerfing the coffee. But if you put coffee in the milk, you're buffing the milk, despite it being the same drink. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you add milk to cereal you're cool, If you add coffee to cereal the police will be there shortly

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Oi mate u got a loisense for that?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Weee-oooo weee-oooo

by Anonymous 3 years ago

especially if it's cinnamon toast crunch *you monster.*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But what if I add a latte?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I put water in mine and i microwave it what happens to me?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Napalm

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I eat mine dry lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

better than cinnamon toast coffee.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Cinnamon GOOD, Toast GOOD, Coffee GOOD I'm failing to see the problem here. Should I have started with a latte?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They're not the same drink though you add some milk to a cup of predominantly coffee, the opposite is adding some coffee to a cup of predominantly milk.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Right like adding more milk makes it more milky and adding more coffee makes it more like coffee. I'm struggling a lot to articulate it, but it makes sense.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Pretty sure a latte is predominantly milk......

by Anonymous 3 years ago

well, i mean, the same ratio. different ratio is a different drink. but if you have the same percent, simply in a different order, you describe it differenly.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes but that's not what you said. When you put 1 into the other you are implying 1 has more than the other.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's why i said "Despite it being the SAME drink"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Again it's not the same drink. 75% coffee and 25% milk (putting milk in coffee) isn't the same as 75% milk and 25% coffee (putting coffee in milk).

by Anonymous 3 years ago

hence the clarification. if you have 25% of a cup of milk and fill it with coffee, it's the same ratio as 75% of a cup filled with coffee being filled to 100% with milk. Same ratio, but one is being added to the other.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But that doesn't make it the same drink how do you not understand that. The percentage of milk and coffee literally make different drinks.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*it's the same drink if it's the same percent lmao. i've already said that* ***I'm ONLY swapping the order.*** ever heard of the scientific method? Only change one variable at a time.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Swapping the order changes two variables.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes and I've stated based on the title it's not, and it's stupid.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I wish i still had helpful award but I'll give it when i get another :)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

sorry, i just suck at communicating sometimes lmao

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Tell that to the Italians who named 30 different drinks all just comprising of milk and coffee

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You're not even nerfing it. It's still the same amount of caffeine. You are buffjng the milk however.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Per volume it's less caffeine is what the OP was getting at I think

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's true.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Came here for the same argument

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nerfing?… That's a word? And it doesn't have to do with foam rifles?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Iirc it does originate from foam nerf guns. Which are "nerfed" versions of real guns

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Indeed

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I should've just said this Kinda mad at the corvette though.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm buffing the milk.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I wouldn't mind buffing your milk

by Anonymous 3 years ago

i think i prefer that tbh lmao

by Anonymous 3 years ago

One is a Macchiato, the other is a Latte.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

wouldn't it be the opposite for somebody who doesn't like coffee?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The nerf nerfs the buff, and the buff buffs the nerf. This is like 3 year old semantics. It's like pointing out that Miami is south of Detroit, but wait, Detroit is north of Miami?!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's fun though :P If it's not your kind of fun, go find something else :)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

None of your business mate

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I put milk in my coffee. But some days I enjoy tea. I put milk in my cup before I pour my hot tea.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

any drink with coffee in it starts at 0, so nerfing or buffing it means nothing.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You dare insult coffee?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Also a buff doesn't have to be a percentage, it can be static yknow. if it starts at 0% health increase and goes to 1% health increase that's just a buff of inf\^2%

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It still just nerfs the coffee.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

yeah but it's not as funnnn :(

by Anonymous 3 years ago

also it really just depends on your perspective

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What if you pour them in simultaneously 🤔

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Omg you got your nerf on my buff!!!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

More coffee = improved

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I think it's the other way around. The coffee nerfs milk, the superior drink.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Just don't add milk bro, nobody will judge you.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Imo milk > coffee, so it's the other way around for me

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you add cream to the coffee, you're a sex offender

by Anonymous 3 years ago

On today's episode: OP discovers frames of reference.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Original excerpt from Sun Tzu's - Art of Gaming.

by Anonymous 3 years ago