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The base unit of procrastination is 5 minutes, amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Tomorrow is going to be best and most productive day of my life.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Tomorrow me is going to be *so* productive. But current me deserves to smoke a bowl and play some vidya.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Been saying that for years.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Never realized it till now, but ya, same here.
by Anonymous3 years ago
His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Also known as "a bit".
by Anonymous3 years ago
One tomorrow is equivalent to a byte.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Eventually is a MB
by Anonymous3 years ago
Actually 40 minutes is a byte
by Anonymous3 years ago
Also known as "later"
by Anonymous3 years ago
I don't know man, I work in base months sometimes.
by Anonymous3 years ago
More of this
by Anonymous3 years ago
Later
by Anonymous3 years ago
No.
Moar.
Moar nao.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Gimmie five minutes
by Anonymous3 years ago
Hey, it's been at least five minutes, mate.
by Anonymous3 years ago
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Over achiever
by Anonymous3 years ago
I don't get it
by Anonymous3 years ago
Pretty sure they're saying when people are asked to do things they'll say they need 5. Loads of people say "Gimme a minute" or "Give me a sec" and then come back like an hour later.
by Anonymous3 years ago
AKA: 300 seconds
by Anonymous3 years ago
AKA: 0.83 hours
by Anonymous3 years ago
0.825 hours\*
by Anonymous3 years ago
I'm gonna kick your ass for correcting me, nerd
by Anonymous3 years ago
Yes please, daddy
by Anonymous3 years ago
Also known as "one sec"
by Anonymous3 years ago
Hahahaha i wish I had my free award for you...
by Anonymous3 years ago
I have a free award to give them but I'll do it later
by Anonymous3 years ago
Hold on just a minute…
by Anonymous3 years ago
People are seemingly missing the point of "base unit". The smallest amount is 5 minutes. Which in all respect is true. I'll confirm what I'm saying in a bit though.
by Anonymous3 years ago
I'll give you my opinion tomorrow
by Anonymous3 years ago
This is Marginal Analysis.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Just one more minute....
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*Just one more minute....*
by Anonymous3 years ago
If 5 minutes is after this…
by Anonymous3 years ago
For me it's whatever amount of minutes gets me to the next half-hour or hour mark. Then I'll start. (Theoretically.)
by Anonymous3 years ago
I think this is accurate. I blame my kindergarten teachers who would end recess by shouting, "five minutes," and I would run up and get in line. Five minutes seemed like forever standing in that line.
by Anonymous3 years ago
how did you figure this out>?
by Anonymous3 years ago
You're obviously an amateur. I negotiate my procrastinations in base units of months or years. The juice has to be worth the squeeze, right?
by Anonymous3 years ago
... i would challenge this, but I need to get more material.
I'll go do that in like... five minutes.
by Anonymous3 years ago
That's a weird way to spell "days"
by Anonymous3 years ago
I conducted a small poll recently and came to the same conclusion
by Anonymous3 years ago
I argue that it's fewer.
by Anonymous3 years ago
There is a fine balance between procrastination and indecision
by Anonymous3 years ago
I'll give you thirty seconds, and I'm gone...
by Anonymous3 years ago
I would say something els, but i might wait a week tbh. Ill keep you guys updated maybe.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Guess I'm on Base 2moro
by Anonymous3 years ago
This...does not make me feel great about my procrastination sessions! ;)
by Anonymous3 years ago
Hah you sweet summer child. Raise you 5 years
by Anonymous3 years ago
Unless you're in grad school, in which case the base unit is a thesis
by Anonymous3 years ago
Give me two seconds...
by Anonymous3 years ago
My ADHD begs to differ.
It's more like 5 seconds for me.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Or "one more game"
by Anonymous3 years ago
-laughs in ADHD-
by Anonymous3 years ago
3 - 5 business days
by Anonymous3 years ago
Honestly yeah. Sometimes I like to think of stuff based on stuff I'm looking at. I will often stand up staring into the distance thinking of things. I do this for quite a while, so yeah at least 5 minutes.
I am procrastinating on the thing I was doing before thinking.
I wish I wasn't so lazy and bad with words that could write my ideas down.
by Anonymous3 years ago
I'll procrastinate later
by Anonymous3 years ago
If you haven't wasted 30 minutes are you really procrastinating?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Give me a minute to think about that.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Can I have 5 minutes to think about this?
by Anonymous3 years ago
Tbh for me it's 2 min lol.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Girlfriend: "Can you give me a ride to the store?"
ME: "Sure are you ready?"
Girlfriend: "I just need to put on my shoes."
Me (15 minutes later) "Let's go!"
Girlfriend: "Don't rush me. I'm working on it. It makes me nervous when you always rush me."
Me: "I'll be in the car."
by Anonymous3 years ago
my base unit is 20 mins
by Anonymous3 years ago
Well I'm up to about 15 of those so...
by Anonymous3 years ago
Okay this is really good.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Two procrastinations please
by Anonymous3 years ago
Not sure that's right, but I'll get to it later
by Anonymous3 years ago
My minute to minute alarm setting habit says otherwise 🤣
by Anonymous3 years ago
there is no such thing as a 10 minute meeting
by Anonymous3 years ago
So there is a minimum?
by Anonymous3 years ago
I will have to get back to you on that
by Anonymous3 years ago
I agree but often the base unit is not used always. Often, when waking up, I give myself 3 minutes and 32 seconds to get up.
by Anonymous3 years ago
!remindme 5 minutes
by Anonymous3 years ago
"Just give me a sec"
by Anonymous3 years ago
I've decided to make the base unit one life
by Anonymous3 years ago
Wasn't it a denomination of 1, 3 and 5s?
by Anonymous3 years ago
As documented by the landmark study "Pre-Zoom Meeting Bathroom Break Expediency in Work From Home Settings"
by Anonymous3 years ago
It can take as little as 2 minutes to procrasturbate
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