+108 There better be WiFi in Heaven, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What for? Doesn't the dogma explain heaven to be some sort of paradise where all you do is worship and sing praise so some god? Doubt god would want their slaves, I mean their followers wasting time on the internet.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I don't think you " get" god

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In heaven, youre the wifi

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They have neuralink in heaven

by Anonymous 3 years ago

There better be electricity at the very least

by Anonymous 3 years ago

All the wifi in the world... You just don't have anything to use it on, no phone, no computer, no tablet, etc.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Why does it matter? Considering the no fapping rule.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you have intent to fap, you wouldn't be in heaven in the first place

by Anonymous 3 years ago