Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?

He's also young and fit and his sex drive matches hers

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Lol facts

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And cause middle aged women are horny af.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Am middle aged woman, can confirm.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*me omw to clean the pool*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Me, on my way to mop the ocean

by Anonymous 3 years ago

what :(

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Can I ask what, in your case particularly, what constitutes middle age? My wife turned 40 this year and I'm wondering if there's hope for the future. I clean our pool so I am the pool boy so I have that going for me I guess.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Have you tried cleaning the pool boy?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bro, mine just turned 40 and I'll hitting the gym an hour a day MINIMUM trying to keep up with demand.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sup?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Are you Stacy's mom?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Does she have it going on?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

can he come over after school?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

why are you a middle aged woman

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Are you the milf in my area?😳

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Call me…📞

by Anonymous 3 years ago

How far can you squirt?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

bro I really gotta shot my shoot at the gym then

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Good to know

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Thats nasty keep playin with your toys leave men out of whatever fantasies youve got floating in that rotting brain of yours

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My man has no appreciation for milfs and it's sad to see.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bruh, she awakened the fury of the righteous

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What's your age?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My Chinese wife told me once she hit 35 there was a total change in her sexual desire. Not that she'd been lacking desire before. "How do you feel?" I asked. "Like a Tiger hungry for meat". I laughed.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And then she pounced on you and tore you to shreds?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No. We were just talking at the time.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

... to shreds, you say?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And if she's married to Jerry Falwell Jr. can you really blame her?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

To be fair, almost everyone over the age of 14 and under the age of 60 are horny af. Some are even horny after 60 too.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Why though?! Hormones?!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The body feels like time is running out and it will be too late to have more kids, so it kicks into overdrive.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

A buddy of mine was a pool boy in real life. It sounds like a Hollywood trope but my man banged like 20 moms on that job over the course of 2 summers.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Keeping it classy I see lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I don't know that I would be so nonchalant about my buddy banging my mom 20 times, but you do you.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And the rest of us can do his mom

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The circle of milf

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I choose this guy's dead mom too..

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I bet they didn't even give a tip

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He said 20 moms. Not your mom.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Did those women not have jobs? Where was their kids and husband? Why did they use their power and influence to have sex with a younger person that works for them?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm guessing stay at home moms? Kids at school, husbands at work? That's usually how the old stereotype goes.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ok, so the husband is at work to financially supporting her ability to bang young men before lunchtime.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It is Western culture to let wife bang another man while husband provide for the family. Hence, the father buy milk never return phenomenon

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Packaged in the maintenance of the tunnels

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In reality most pools boys are fat middle aged men

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Those are pool men.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

When the clean the deck they turn into seamen.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

When the mom bangs them do they become laymen?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Oh BROTHER

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wellerman

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In reality, most people are fat and middle aged.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not in the pool boy setup in porns.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Call me a housewive of Beverly hills. Gemme dat chowda.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And they're attracted to the pizza delivery guy because he brings food. And the plumber because he's good with his hands and DIY. Porn plots are making more sense now.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm a janitor for a school, I'm fit, fairly attractive I guess, I'm 30 but look 19. This holds no truth.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It doesn't count if you aren't at their house mid day doing some cleaning.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Literally what does this mean

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You know those pornos aren't real right?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Holy mother of unchecked assumptions, Batman.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

yeah no

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This only happens in porn.. ain't no middle aged women out here fantasising over pool boys! We like pyjamas..crime podcasts and alcohol.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You innocent soul.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's O.P.P.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not true, they missed out on previous experiences with a younger man they liked so this is their way of self redemption. At least they buy us men cars in return :/ (wouldn't recommend the experience)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Savage.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Middle aged women like boys. They like the poolboys because they are boys. Give one a sense of control.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But the pool boy... Is he gay or European?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not to mention the power dynamic.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Where to apply for a job of pool boy.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Is it from personal experience?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ahh perpetuating the myth that men never clean. Sorry to tell you this, with the amount of single and non married people most men know how to and do cook and clean for themselves.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes, he cleans their cobwebs

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I laughed so hard :D

by Anonymous 3 years ago