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Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
He's also young and fit and his sex drive matches hers
by Anonymous2 years ago
Lol facts
by Anonymous2 years ago
And cause middle aged women are horny af.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Am middle aged woman, can confirm.
by Anonymous2 years ago
*me omw to clean the pool*
by Anonymous2 years ago
Me, on my way to mop the ocean
by Anonymous2 years ago
what :(
by Anonymous2 years ago
Can I ask what, in your case particularly, what constitutes middle age? My wife turned 40 this year and I'm wondering if there's hope for the future. I clean our pool so I am the pool boy so I have that going for me I guess.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Have you tried cleaning the pool boy?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Bro, mine just turned 40 and I'll hitting the gym an hour a day MINIMUM trying to keep up with demand.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Sup?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Are you Stacy's mom?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Does she have it going on?
by Anonymous2 years ago
can he come over after school?
by Anonymous2 years ago
why are you a middle aged woman
by Anonymous2 years ago
Are you the milf in my area?π³
by Anonymous2 years ago
Call meβ¦π
by Anonymous2 years ago
How far can you squirt?
by Anonymous2 years ago
bro I really gotta shot my shoot at the gym then
by Anonymous2 years ago
Good to know
by Anonymous2 years ago
Thats nasty keep playin with your toys leave men out of whatever fantasies youve got floating in that rotting brain of yours
by Anonymous2 years ago
My man has no appreciation for milfs and it's sad to see.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Bruh, she awakened the fury of the righteous
by Anonymous2 years ago
What's your age?
by Anonymous2 years ago
My Chinese wife told me once she hit 35 there was a total change in her sexual desire. Not that she'd been lacking desire before.
"How do you feel?" I asked.
"Like a Tiger hungry for meat".
I laughed.
by Anonymous2 years ago
And then she pounced on you and tore you to shreds?
by Anonymous2 years ago
No. We were just talking at the time.
by Anonymous2 years ago
... to shreds, you say?
by Anonymous2 years ago
And if she's married to Jerry Falwell Jr. can you really blame her?
by Anonymous2 years ago
To be fair, almost everyone over the age of 14 and under the age of 60 are horny af. Some are even horny after 60 too.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Why though?! Hormones?!
by Anonymous2 years ago
The body feels like time is running out and it will be too late to have more kids, so it kicks into overdrive.
by Anonymous2 years ago
A buddy of mine was a pool boy in real life. It sounds like a Hollywood trope but my man banged like 20 moms on that job over the course of 2 summers.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Keeping it classy I see lol
by Anonymous2 years ago
I don't know that I would be so nonchalant about my buddy banging my mom 20 times, but you do you.
by Anonymous2 years ago
And the rest of us can do his mom
by Anonymous2 years ago
The circle of milf
by Anonymous2 years ago
I choose this guy's dead mom too..
by Anonymous2 years ago
I bet they didn't even give a tip
by Anonymous2 years ago
He said 20 moms. Not your mom.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Did those women not have jobs? Where was their kids and husband? Why did they use their power and influence to have sex with a younger person that works for them?
by Anonymous2 years ago
I'm guessing stay at home moms? Kids at school, husbands at work? That's usually how the old stereotype goes.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Ok, so the husband is at work to financially supporting her ability to bang young men before lunchtime.
by Anonymous2 years ago
It is Western culture to let wife bang another man while husband provide for the family. Hence, the father buy milk never return phenomenon
by Anonymous2 years ago
Packaged in the maintenance of the tunnels
by Anonymous2 years ago
In reality most pools boys are fat middle aged men
by Anonymous2 years ago
Those are pool men.
by Anonymous2 years ago
When the clean the deck they turn into seamen.
by Anonymous2 years ago
When the mom bangs them do they become laymen?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Oh BROTHER
by Anonymous2 years ago
Wellerman
by Anonymous2 years ago
In reality, most people are fat and middle aged.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Not in the pool boy setup in porns.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Call me a housewive of Beverly hills. Gemme dat chowda.
by Anonymous2 years ago
And they're attracted to the pizza delivery guy because he brings food. And the plumber because he's good with his hands and DIY. Porn plots are making more sense now.
by Anonymous2 years ago
I'm a janitor for a school, I'm fit, fairly attractive I guess, I'm 30 but look 19. This holds no truth.
by Anonymous2 years ago
It doesn't count if you aren't at their house mid day doing some cleaning.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Literally what does this mean
by Anonymous2 years ago
You know those pornos aren't real right?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Holy mother of unchecked assumptions, Batman.
by Anonymous2 years ago
yeah no
by Anonymous2 years ago
This only happens in porn.. ain't no middle aged women out here fantasising over pool boys!
We like pyjamas..crime podcasts and alcohol.
by Anonymous2 years ago
You innocent soul.
by Anonymous2 years ago
It's O.P.P.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Not true, they missed out on previous experiences with a younger man they liked so this is their way of self redemption.
At least they buy us men cars in return :/ (wouldn't recommend the experience)
by Anonymous2 years ago
Savage.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Middle aged women like boys. They like the poolboys because they are boys. Give one a sense of control.
by Anonymous2 years ago
But the pool boy... Is he gay or European?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Not to mention the power dynamic.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Where to apply for a job of pool boy.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Is it from personal experience?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Ahh perpetuating the myth that men never clean. Sorry to tell you this, with the amount of single and non married people most men know how to and do cook and clean for themselves.
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