+125 Your farts might be ghosts that always haunt you until the day you die, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They are. That's why I never go anywhere without a lighter to burn them as they come out. It has earned me a lot of weird looks and 3 car accidents, but at least I'm ghost-free !

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This made me laugh out loud Irl. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bro I got ibs I be having a lot of ghosts

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This is why you pass gas when you die, its the soul leaving the body.

by Anonymous 3 years ago