+116 It'd be dope if nipples clicked in and out like pens. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What if it was the penis that clicked in and out, and you used the nipples to do it?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Can I still do it with a full erection or only soft

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Seems like the 'clicking' would actually be the cause of the erection. Just think! The boner would *finally* be under human control!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Honestly if you just add the clicking sound This is literally how my anatomy works.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I would kill for this tech. One thing nobody tells you about being a guy is bad dick days, where some days it just won't feel right while just hanging there

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In my crowd, we call that 'body dysmorphia'. Often accompanied by 'gender dysphoria'.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No like physically it feels weird, i don't want a vagina lmao

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's kind of how it works already.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Read this as Penis and I…..

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I came here to say "I don't think you know how a penis works"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

For dogs it does.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

hhheccuse me? dogs can just suck their pp in and out?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Most mammals can. Its pretty uncommon to have an exposed penis, typically just primates.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Go go gadget penis!!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My wife's do! I play with them, they click out. I try to tell her a joke, they click back in!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Would woman have to replace their nipples after breastfeeding bc they ran out of ink/milk?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

they have to *refill*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Like a pen, you gotta lick the tip to know for sure

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's just weird man

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They kind of do.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You've lost speaking privileges

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I just burst out laughing

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Holdup, You guys dont have nipples like that?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

ಠ_ಠ

by Anonymous 3 years ago

"Mom, seems like my pen's spring is missing" to be continued

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Come on man.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No it wouldn't.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Mechanical nipple hobby incoming

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wait. Yours doesn't?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Look up inverted nipple. I really doubt they quick though

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The most fun pop-it of them all!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Click, click… "Well done sir, you've loaded your weapon at the firing range, and… wait a minute, cut that out!"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well they kinda do, when they get hard they get bigger and longer usually

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I often am worried if this would happen. And now I know it won't. Thank you, random person.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Tf are you on

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This is some next level cyberpunk stuff

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Switch blade dicks would be even better

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I take it you've never used (seen) a breast pump (being used)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Inverted nipples kind of do and it's a thing.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Love this one.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No. Just why

by Anonymous 3 years ago

For long distance running

by Anonymous 3 years ago

hahaha lololol so random lolololol \s

by Anonymous 3 years ago

i don't think i would like that feature, is that gonna be in the next update?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I wanna bet that this will be a thing within the next 50 years (i don't think it's impossible present day technology, just that i've never heard about it yet)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

We have a different definition of dope

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My wife's do :-)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*boop*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Your's don't?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'd just be in class and everything around me is clicking

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My husband absolutely agrees with you. Lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Thanks. I hate it.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wait, they aren't supposed to do that?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Some nipples do go in and out, I'm not aware of any including click noise though.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They do, if they're hard they're out, if they're soft they're in. And you just need to click it down there. If the girl likes it you know it right away

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ayo?

by Anonymous 3 years ago