+117 Men might one day evolve to have anal cavities that self lubricate. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's a fun idea, but I don't think that would work. Evolution happens when a favorable gene is pasted down through generations. Something that helps the species survive and adapt. Male anal sex, I don't think would fit this since that is typically performed by gay males (I know straight guys can have anal sex too) and gay males can't really pass on the genes to offspring.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless there are a large group of women that are attracted to men that have self lubricating anal cavities for some reason. Or I suppose when science gets far enough where men are able to splice their DNA together to create their own child so gay couples could truly have their own kids.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I peg your pardon ?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not without my permission.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or it is genetically linked to some other favorable trait.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bone marrow kind of sort of?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bisexual/pansexual guys?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Technically, yes, but you'd need a lot of bi/pan dudes that also have children.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I think you underestimate the amount of bisexual men in the world

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Actually there are animals that have lubricating erections

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's already nice and gooey back there bro, grow up.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bidets will be power washers

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Just eat at Taco Bell 🧐

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That'd make life so much easier!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Only if that makes them better at fathering children. I don't really see a connection there but yeah and maybe one day we will evolve a third hand we could pop out of our ass and give ourselves a reach around.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You mean they're not supposed to do that?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ummmm they do...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Already do. Nothing comes out of there like it should.

by Anonymous 3 years ago