+106 Everything you will ever do has a 100% mortality rate. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No - _Life_ has a 100% mortality rate. The individual activities within life generally do not have 100% mortality rates.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I mean, let's say I eat an apple. Eventually- I die. Doesn't that mean that that action could be considered as a cause when I die? Even if it had no effect?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Nothing you'll ever do has a 100% mortality rate, but the chance of you dying is 100%.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If I, say, go into a friends house. I will eventually die, meaning that that action has an 100% mortality rate. I did that action before I died.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That is not at all how mortality rate works. If you die because of something else, you don't get to count it for everything you ever did. If you get shot and killed, you buying a taco 20 years ago has nothing to do with your mortality.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh jebus

by Anonymous 2 years ago