+128 Your dick erections in the mornings is body maintenance, your brain is the owner, your heart is the mechanic. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's to prevent you from pissing yourself during the night - you get multiple erections across the whole sleep cycle.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

i heard it was because a full bladder in the morning puts pressure on the prostate, causing just enough arousal to pitch a sleepy tent. now i need to look it up

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you're in good health you'll get random erections all day and night. Your body is always doing maintenance and ops checking itself.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well according to my brother you get dick erections from anything

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What? 🤣

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Keeping it all in the family

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Indicator of superiority

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No, it's erect because your body is completely relaxed when you wake up.

by Anonymous 3 years ago