Everyone talks about horny bards seducing dragons. What those bards might not understand is that since dragons are reptiles they would have cloacae, not penises. amirite?

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In the lore suggested here, those same dragons can shapeshift. Seduction is totally valid.

I think real dragons were worms not reptiles you might be thinking of dinosaur

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Well Donkey did it.

Nickyikkys avatar Nickyikky Yeah You Are +3Reply

Any holaca's a goalaca.

Not one time have I heard someone talking about horny bards seducing dragons

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +2Reply

I'm not sure that dragons are reptiles, as they're fictional, they could be anything.

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