Everyone talks about horny bards seducing dragons. What those bards might not understand is that since dragons are reptiles they would have cloacae, not penises. amirite?

In the lore suggested here, those same dragons can shapeshift. Seduction is totally valid.

I think real dragons were worms not reptiles you might be thinking of dinosaur

Absolute win

Well Donkey did it.

Any holaca's a goalaca.

Not one time have I heard someone talking about horny bards seducing dragons

I'm not sure that dragons are reptiles, as they're fictional, they could be anything.