+137 Everyone talks about horny bards seducing dragons. What those bards might not understand is that since dragons are reptiles they would have cloacae, not penises. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

In the lore suggested here, those same dragons can shapeshift. Seduction is totally valid.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I think real dragons were worms not reptiles you might be thinking of dinosaur

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Absolute win

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Any holaca's a goalaca.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well Donkey did it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not one time have I heard someone talking about horny bards seducing dragons

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm not sure that dragons are reptiles, as they're fictional, they could be anything.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You're right. They're furry mammals who have nothing to do with eggs. They had human skin.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Some were ...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We're not talking about me here.

by Anonymous 2 years ago