+114 Dr Evil must have an enormous penis based on the fact his clone Mini-Me is packing, yet he is only one-eighth his size. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well He's got (roughly) the same genes as Austin, who as we know is insecure about his size due to his ownership of a Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pump.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But that wasn't his bag baby

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not according to the book "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby" by Austin Powers

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Also his warranty card for "Swedish made penis enlarging pump" filled out by Austin Powers

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You can't prove that was his.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"One warranty card..."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

One BOOK: *Swedish-made Penis enlargers and me. (This sort of thing is my bag, Baby.)* by Austin Powers.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Austin *Danger* Powers.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

THE Swedish made penis enlarger pump

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Could be proof of body dysmorphia or small penis

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It does take a massive set of balls to try to dominate the world.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He does have 3

by Anonymous 1 year ago

To this day, if I unfortunately get hit in the nuts, I still say "one, two….. and three. Alright I'm okay."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When I speak into a microphone I always say "Testes, testes. 1-2... 3"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Like a baby's arm holding an apple. …

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A tripod, even

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Meat & 2 veg

by Anonymous 1 year ago

baby's arm

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You complete me.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You too, baby-girl.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Plus he's Austin's brother so he's got that mojo.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wasn't the joke literally that he doesn't and feels emasculated by mini me?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There's no joke like that The only joke I can remember is Michael Cane (Nigel Powers) saying Mini Me is a Tri Pod but not really any joke about him being larger than Dr Evil

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I vaguely remember dr evil being upset by it. I'd have to look it up when I'm not working

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think Austin Powers might have had a scene like that.

by Anonymous 1 year ago