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Don't yall feel so lucky of being born a human? like you could have been born a bacteria, amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
No, I do not. I bet sea cucumbers don't feel existential dread.
by Anonymous3 years ago
bacteria don't have to pay taxes and don't have to write essays in MLA and APA format
by Anonymous3 years ago
I wish I could be bacteria
by Anonymous3 years ago
😂 I'm laughing
by Anonymous3 years ago
This chance was stolen from me!! I might have been really good....
by Anonymous3 years ago
How do you know that wouldn't have been better?
by Anonymous3 years ago
I would've sold my soul to be a bacteria instead of a human.
by Anonymous3 years ago
If you weren't born you you wouldn't be born at all.
by Anonymous3 years ago
That's not how that works, the egg that became me was developed well before I was conceived, if I was going to be born, it was only ever going to be as a human.
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