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Sunburns are radiation burns from a nuclear explosion, amirite?
by Anonymous3 years ago
A nuclear combustion, not explosion. A very slow, stable combustion even, that explains that the Sun is still there heating us several billion years after its birth. As a matter of fact (the math is quite simple if you want to do it yourself), the human body produces roughly 2 times more heat than a chunck of Sun matter of the same size as a human body. It's only because the Sun is HUGE that so much energy is emitted from its surface.
by Anonymous3 years ago
Show your work ... or source
by Anonymous3 years ago
Are you saying 1 billion trillion people's body heat would illuminate the depths of the solar system
by Anonymous3 years ago
At 120 degrees we turn cold
by Anonymous3 years ago
So wait a second if there was a human that large, it would burn everything in it's vicinity?
by Anonymous3 years ago
If you look at it VERY theoretically, yeah, a sun-sized human would radiate twice more heat that our sun.
by Anonymous3 years ago
OK so as a movie nerd. What about Celestials from the Marvel universe? Not exactly sun sized but in Eternals it was about as big as Earth. It's not a human. But it is a living being.
by Anonymous3 years ago
No, by very theoretically I meant by pure mathematical extrapolation. Of course a sun sized human can't exist (except yo momma)
by Anonymous3 years ago
Yo momma so fat she gave the neighbors a sunburn
by Anonymous3 years ago
Whoa there, that depends on what part of the sun you're talking about. I don't know any of the science words for it but when you get deep enough into the sun it gets *very* hot, certainly a higher heat density than just some dude
by Anonymous3 years ago
Two things:
- I am talking about the "average bit of sun".
- yes it gets millions of degrees hot but that is because the produced heat piles up and takes lots of time to get to the surface. But every "human body sized" bit of sun *produces* the half of the heat a human body produces.
by Anonymous3 years ago
here comes the sun
by Anonymous3 years ago
do do do do
by Anonymous3 years ago
And it's raging on us
by Anonymous3 years ago
Black hole Sun
by Anonymous3 years ago
It's late and I read this as sideburns and I was very confused
by Anonymous3 years ago
Now I want nuclear sideburns dammit(well, not really).
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