+105 Sunburns are radiation burns from a nuclear explosion, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A nuclear combustion, not explosion. A very slow, stable combustion even, that explains that the Sun is still there heating us several billion years after its birth. As a matter of fact (the math is quite simple if you want to do it yourself), the human body produces roughly 2 times more heat than a chunck of Sun matter of the same size as a human body. It's only because the Sun is HUGE that so much energy is emitted from its surface.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Show your work ... or source

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Are you saying 1 billion trillion people's body heat would illuminate the depths of the solar system

by Anonymous 2 years ago

At 120 degrees we turn cold

by Anonymous 2 years ago

So wait a second if there was a human that large, it would burn everything in it's vicinity?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you look at it VERY theoretically, yeah, a sun-sized human would radiate twice more heat that our sun.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

OK so as a movie nerd. What about Celestials from the Marvel universe? Not exactly sun sized but in Eternals it was about as big as Earth. It's not a human. But it is a living being.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, by very theoretically I meant by pure mathematical extrapolation. Of course a sun sized human can't exist (except yo momma)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yo momma so fat she gave the neighbors a sunburn

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Whoa there, that depends on what part of the sun you're talking about. I don't know any of the science words for it but when you get deep enough into the sun it gets *very* hot, certainly a higher heat density than just some dude

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Two things: - I am talking about the "average bit of sun". - yes it gets millions of degrees hot but that is because the produced heat piles up and takes lots of time to get to the surface. But every "human body sized" bit of sun *produces* the half of the heat a human body produces.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

here comes the sun

by Anonymous 2 years ago

do do do do

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And it's raging on us

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Black hole Sun

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's late and I read this as sideburns and I was very confused

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Now I want nuclear sideburns dammit(well, not really).

by Anonymous 2 years ago