maybe every country has ninja's but Japan's are the absolute worst and that's why we know about them, amirite?

no one suspects the canadian ninja

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No one suspects the Spanish Inquisition

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Goddamnit they did it again Susan

by Anonymous 3 years ago

We're on to you and know where you live.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Hey guys i found one! … hold on someone's at my door…

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Isn't Ninja just the Japanese word for spy/assassin? Does that make Putin a former Ninja?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ninja literally just means person who endures, or person who waits (nin = wait or endures, ja = person).

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So, cops on a stakeout are ninjas?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Any covert operative for any reason could be described as a ninja in the literal sense. I can say this confidently because the kanji words are Chinese, and I can read Chinese, and Japanese people are very literal when it comes to Chinese words, arguably even moreso than Chinese people themselves. But I'm not a language expert. "Ninja" in English, I believe, is translated as a warrior who uses ninjutsu. "Ninjutsu" also has kanji words with it, which would be translated as "technique of the enduring," which in a literal sense would include people on a stakeout. But is it "ninjutsu" in the colloquial sense, as a Japanese person would understand it? No.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They are the caused by the side effects of the atomic bombing

by Anonymous 3 years ago

take my updoot

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Oh we do know them, just by different names

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unlike the kgb, navy seals, sas etc lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He said ninjas not military special forces.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nah worst were the assassins in the Middle East , they were well connected

by Anonymous 3 years ago

At least the got the plug for hashish.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Scottish Ninjas make zero noise. It's the midnight black kilts.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah, and I learned from Mike Myers that they practice the ancient Scottish martial art of Fuk-yu.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The ninja are only there to distract you from

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They were guerallia fighters in the mountains. The black pyjamas are a Hollywood thing (at best, they imitate the people who moved screens in stage plays, and the outfit was meant to suggest they weren't in the play). It's more appropriate to say *Hollywood* ninjas would have been the worst at their job. The real ninjas apparently hide quite well, since everyone is staring at the guy in black who is chucking throwing stars and smoke bombs.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Head ninja in charge would like a word with you

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This is true. In my country, we have

by Anonymous 3 years ago