+102 It's not fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My toddler begs to differ

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Cocks are always up first.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Be the rooster you want to see in your life.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you scream in your mind, you can scream as long as you like, no need to interrupt it for breathing, choke on that roosters.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I've been screaming internally since the day I was born

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Because cocks have morning wood

by Anonymous 3 years ago

i dunno, my cock this morning woke me up screaming.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Oh don't worry it's basically a universal bird thing

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Dude... Peacocks... A million times worse than roosters. They start crowing before dawn.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Dont worry, the people in my basement even it out

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Tell me you're not good in bed without telling me you're not good in bed

by Anonymous 3 years ago