+102 Taking out your date, and taking out your date have two completely different meanings. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The difference between going out for a romantic dinner and removing the last of that sweet, edible fruit from your luggage for grumpy airport security. "Excuse me! Sir? We need you to take out your date."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Sometimes I take my dates out and about with me. Then I take them *out*, one bite at a time

by Anonymous 1 year ago

How??

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Murder and romance

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I see

by Anonymous 1 year ago