The difference between going out for a romantic dinner and removing the last of that sweet, edible fruit from your luggage for grumpy airport security. "Excuse me! Sir? We need you to take out your date."

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sometimes I take my dates out and about with me. Then I take them *out*, one bite at a time

by Anonymous 3 years ago

How??

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Murder and romance

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I see

by Anonymous 3 years ago