+124 If you pull the teeth out of zombies you could technically get free blowjobs for life. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I think you ought to delete this tweet, put an iron stake through its head, and bury it deep in the back yard.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'll help you hide the body and then clean the evidence.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Eww

by Anonymous 3 years ago

420 what you smoking?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm 100% positive he is on crack

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Better with the old lady in cottage

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This how you literally get your dick to fall off eventually

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Down bad

by Anonymous 3 years ago

First world post apocalypse problems

by Anonymous 3 years ago