Chances are you drank from a lake that at one point had human remains, amirite?

Of corpse

The one in my backyard currently does.

Chances are I didn't. I never drank out of a lake in my life!!

I've drank from multiple lakes so probably multiple bodies I've tatsed

I live in Las Vegas, so yeah…

yeah we are all made of atoms go figure

can't say i've drank from a lake man

Wait until he finds out about lakes with animal remains