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+45Horseless carriages gave us speed but took our option to eat the engine in a pinch. amirite?
There is a way to do this. I'm not going to let the cat out the back; but it doesn't involve touching ( the ) Braille. Lol.. there is truth to what the OP proposes.
Convince a doctor that you need hearing aids. Get the ones with bluetooth functionality. Use your phone to record yourself reading the material aloud. Set the phone to play it over the hearing aids in a loop.
It'll be easier than learning braille.
You might even be able to find a bluetooth media remote that nobody will notice that allows you to rewind and pause the audio.
I'm pretty sure they force you to remove those for the duration of the test(high level ones like the SAT's anyway). To prevent exactly this from happening. Same with turning off your phone.
They can't force you to remove hearing aids that were prescribed by a doctor and the phone could be hidden somewhere nearby so that even if they search you they won't find it.
We do SATs in year 6
are those SSATs?
No, just sats in england
Oh no, I never heard of SSATs, must be smt else then lol
A fellow Brit! Don't let them know they're different tests, let them think all of us are at that level in year 6.
Ok ok ;)
Learn morse code.
Get a mobile controlled vibrating butt plug
Make a loop of a answers encoded morse. Vibrate the plug to that.
That would not be a quiet experience.
I was going say have a few friends in the class learn morse code and help each other out butt you went above and beyond.
just wait until they tell students to remove anal vibrators
It's the only way I can focus!
Just learn the questions first
good idea...
This guy cheats
i actually did this on a national level exam before. It was a stupid exam to get licence to drive boats, i used bluetooth headphones to whisper questions to my friend. I had long hair so used that to cover up my ears.
Hopefully, you've never crashed a boat.
If you got long enough hair you can just use airpods for this and nobody would ever really notice
This is a significantly more expensive solution. The cheapest hearing aids are probably around $6000 for a pair and idk if that even has Bluetooth.
Oh, and there's like a 2% chance your health insurance will cover any of it (if you're in the US).
Not a useful cheating method but a really convenient thing to be able to just read and write if you like to write in a journal or something at school or work. I learned braille out of boredom when I was 18 and have been using it ever since to just write what I don't want others reading.
Is this real...
Braille isn't invisible lol
itd be pretty hard to see though
Braille in invisible ink?
/s
May as well just use invisible ink in plain writing
What if there was a way to memorize a generic set of rules that you could use to figure out the answers to any of the questions on the test
What if you could spend some time before the test , studying the type of material thats on the test, then that way you can totally use that knowledge to cheat
also a good idea is instead of learning braille, you could study for your test
All that time spend learning braille could just be spend studying for your test.
You'd do better cheating with a super small flesh colored blue tooth and a voice recording of the answers...
Unless your teacher has experience catching registeel, regirock, and regice
What a great morning to run into another PokéMaster!
Ash took 20 years but he did it. He became a POKE MASTER!!!
Very impractical method to cheat…
Learning braille might be more work than just learning grade 10 math/English/whatever. It's the kind of self-defeating lifehack I'm kind of for.
I've been reading it since I was a kid, mainly to learn it, certainly not for pleasure. he might have Time to learn Grade 1UEB, but not the contractions of grade 2 or three. Also a single page of notes in print translates to a significantly larger number of pages in braille.
My dad would tell me that back in his day, they could get in trouble for tapping or making noises because of Morse code
Trust me you'd get caught
All that effort, you might as well actually study for the test
Is it hard to learn? Like compared to a language?
How about rather than making the effort to learn braille you just study the material so you don't have to cheat?
Learn to cheat or learn to study?… cheat of course!
ofc big effort for many small efforts
...but the exam is on braille
Wtf. What exams are on briaille?
Braille exams
Well not in normal schools. So then you are supposed to voluntararly learn braille, so cheating doesn't make sense.
Braille school
Well if you can have exams on English, Spanish, French etc why not braille
Because it's only a written language, where you need to make non-flat dots for intended users to read.
Because it's a skill you learn and are able to apply to a wide range of issues vs learning information for one test, afterwards never coming back to it.
You would use braille in a wide range of areas?
You would use braille to cheat in a wide range of tests
Guys you just keep the pieces of paper with the braille on it in your pocket
at that point you might as well just write the answers on that piece of paper
No no because then you have to suspiciously look at the paper to see what's on it, if it's in braille you can just put your hand in your pocket and run your fingers over the paper
what if you read it upside down??
But you're still looking into your pocket which would draw attention as you're not looking at the desk
no i meant what if you read the braille upside down? you wouldn't be able to understand it then
without looking at it you won't be able to tell which way is the right way to read it
No because you can feel the answers in your pocket with your other hand that you're not writing with
Then where will I store my pocket rocket?
Ass crack, it's called "tucking" Queens have been doing it for hundreds of years.
Sometimes it seems like cheating is harder than the test it's self..
A Classmate of my old school did that, she learend braille to cheat on an exam.
If it's on a paper, they will still be to see it.
I think it will be obvious you are up to something when you have a bunch of dots on a sheet of paper or constantly putting your hands on your leg through a pocket. If anything you'll get thrown out cuz they think you are rubbing one out
"No sir I am not cheating. Rubbing my dick helps me focus"
I took a class in Braille, but flunked the final. They caught me feeling the test of the kid next to me. (I'm hearing that in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.)
Heyy im doing that
Why not Morse code?