We find it adorable when animals behave like humans but not the other way around, amirite?

I like it when people act like squids.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

*blorp*

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's hot.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

*Inks himself*

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Especially when the ink is white

by Anonymous 1 year ago

**\*dies instantly of lack of pressure and oxygen\*** I hope this helps

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You want to put rubber gloves on our heads and cover each other in ink?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You mean to say when I \*HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK\* and then release a wad of undigested hair on the couch my partner DOESN'T think I'm adorable? That bitch lied to me 😤😤😤

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Since we're learning here. Don't leave dead birds in women's bed either.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Furry's disagree

by Anonymous 1 year ago

> "Furry's disagree" Who's Furry and why does he own something called disagree

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Sounds like a piss water fragrance

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"now with chicken"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When your dog is curled up asleep and snoring it's the cutest thing but when your partner is snoring you want to kill them

by Anonymous 1 year ago

except in children

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You never saw an anime girl saying ~Nyaaan

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ive never heard an animal say "nyaaan" either to be fair lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yes we do. In children. All the time. Also it's cute to me when adults do it too but most people disagree with that. Most people find it sexy when adults act and dress like animals though.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

„Most people" ?!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Which most people are you referring to? I used it twice.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The second one.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My son loves being a cat. It's adorable. Until he drives you mad because any attempt of communication is answered with a "mew" for a good 30minutes.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He sounds amazing.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's because for a dog it's normal for it to drag it's ass on the carpet, but not if you're a human

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Except children we find it cute when they pretend to be a dog or something

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A woman behaving like a cat is cute until you realize that she sharpened her fingernails.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Then it gets *exciting*.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thats absolutly true and i think its really bad for pets. They forget how to bé an animal,bthey loose instincts and then they become almost an object

by Anonymous 1 year ago

>They forget how to bé an animal,bthey loose instincts and then they become almost an object me under capitalism

by Anonymous 1 year ago

-Sweats in kitty ears-

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No

by Anonymous 1 year ago