+126 We find it adorable when animals behave like humans but not the other way around, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I like it when people act like squids.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*blorp*

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's hot.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*Inks himself*

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Especially when the ink is white

by Anonymous 2 years ago

**\*dies instantly of lack of pressure and oxygen\*** I hope this helps

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You want to put rubber gloves on our heads and cover each other in ink?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You mean to say when I \*HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK\* and then release a wad of undigested hair on the couch my partner DOESN'T think I'm adorable? That bitch lied to me 😤😤😤

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Since we're learning here. Don't leave dead birds in women's bed either.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Furry's disagree

by Anonymous 2 years ago

> "Furry's disagree" Who's Furry and why does he own something called disagree

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Sounds like a piss water fragrance

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"now with chicken"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

When your dog is curled up asleep and snoring it's the cutest thing but when your partner is snoring you want to kill them

by Anonymous 2 years ago

except in children

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals…

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You never saw an anime girl saying ~Nyaaan

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ive never heard an animal say "nyaaan" either to be fair lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yes we do. In children. All the time. Also it's cute to me when adults do it too but most people disagree with that. Most people find it sexy when adults act and dress like animals though.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

„Most people" ?!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Which most people are you referring to? I used it twice.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The second one.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My son loves being a cat. It's adorable. Until he drives you mad because any attempt of communication is answered with a "mew" for a good 30minutes.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

He sounds amazing.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's because for a dog it's normal for it to drag it's ass on the carpet, but not if you're a human

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Except children we find it cute when they pretend to be a dog or something

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A woman behaving like a cat is cute until you realize that she sharpened her fingernails.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Then it gets *exciting*.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Thats absolutly true and i think its really bad for pets. They forget how to bé an animal,bthey loose instincts and then they become almost an object

by Anonymous 2 years ago

>They forget how to bé an animal,bthey loose instincts and then they become almost an object me under capitalism

by Anonymous 2 years ago

-Sweats in kitty ears-

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No

by Anonymous 2 years ago