+145 First Law of Dirt dynamics: Dirt cannot be created or destroyed. The total amount of dirt in the Universe remains constant, merely changing from one form to another. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Joe Dirt suddenly appears

by Anonymous 2 years ago

that... damn, my life's work. debunked. Anyone help pls

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Fungi, bacteria and amoeba: "Bonjour" Like they can convert things into dirt, they are dirt and they spread

by Anonymous 2 years ago

But they still consume dirt proportional to their spreading. They can't just spread without consuming anything.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, but they can convert useful things to dirt.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

mmmmm i see i see. This law is bonkers ,':| Organic life would be an exception to this law if ever

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Some dirt becomes soil. Some soil becomes dirt.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm dirt? I'm diiiiihuhuhuhurt!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

There is no dirt.

by Anonymous 2 years ago