+140 We are very lucky that farts don't have color. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You've clearly never farted hard enough

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We are lucky farts are gas not liguid

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not always the case...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

sharts

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We are very lucky that farts don't make a sound *oh wait*

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, we are unlucky that farts have odor.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That would've been disastrous

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What about when you shart? Then your pants turn brown & the whole world can see. They might even turn diarrhea green or maroon if you've even something like hot Cheetos. They do have color in the realm that I come from, the color is very vivid. The scent is muted. This is what allows me to appreciate the purity of color left behind.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

People would finally believe that it was just the chair so I wouldn't have to assgressively gyrate attempting to make the same noise and prove my innocence.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unicorns would fart out pretty rainbows

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you adjust the color setting on infrared goggles, they have color.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Except if viewed in thermal imaging and that's by heat.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You mean "when"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

How the hell does that make us lucky?

by Anonymous 2 years ago