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We are very lucky that farts don't have color. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
You've clearly never farted hard enough
by Anonymous1 year ago
We are lucky farts are gas not liguid
by Anonymous1 year ago
Not always the case...
by Anonymous1 year ago
sharts
by Anonymous1 year ago
We are very lucky that farts don't make a sound
*oh wait*
by Anonymous1 year ago
No, we are unlucky that farts have odor.
by Anonymous1 year ago
That would've been disastrous
by Anonymous1 year ago
What about when you shart? Then your pants turn brown & the whole world can see. They might even turn diarrhea green or maroon if you've even something like hot Cheetos. They do have color in the realm that I come from, the color is very vivid. The scent is muted. This is what allows me to appreciate the purity of color left behind.
by Anonymous1 year ago
People would finally believe that it was just the chair so I wouldn't have to assgressively gyrate attempting to make the same noise and prove my innocence.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Unicorns would fart out pretty rainbows
by Anonymous1 year ago
If you adjust the color setting on infrared goggles, they have color.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Except if viewed in thermal imaging and that's by heat.
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